You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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