I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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