why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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