spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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