There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize