I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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