16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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