He is an equal opportunity slut.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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