You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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