For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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