There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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