On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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