just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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