I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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