It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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