I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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