Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
