Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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