yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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