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you win
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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