I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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