I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
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