normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i came on her dog
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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