who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Two words: blizzard sex
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
