VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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