I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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