...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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