Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
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