yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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