I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
