these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Ladies don't puke and tell
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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