the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I just found a bag of teeth...
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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