And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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