next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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