I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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