do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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