Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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