wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Do plants get herpes?
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