Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
She even gives head with a lisp.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
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