do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
wow bdsm is so cute
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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