ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
