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when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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