im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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