May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
