If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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