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This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
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