from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Randomize
