And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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