Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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