seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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