Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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