Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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